It’s only hair. It grows back.
He wanted the Stegosaurus, but it’s more like a cockatoo. Or one of those little yapper dogs. I forget what they’re called. And his little brother, well, it was all I could do to just trim the sides, so he gets the fauxhawk as well, intentional or not. I practically had to hold him in a headlock. Apparently he no longer likes the sound of the clippers.
Even so, my GOODNESS, my kids are gorgeous!!! (Totally biased, I know.)
No worries, they look mostly normal without hair gel. Aren’t the matching skull and crossbones bathrobes something? All they need now is a heart tattoo with the word MOM emblazoned on their upper arms. I actually have some temporary biker tattoos around here somewhere. That would be fun, to give the grandmothers a fright.
